In a Facebook post on Wednesday, Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller — Republican, naturally — said that he would slap anyone who wished him “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.”
“If one more person says Happy Holidays to me I just might slap them. Either tell me Merry Christmas or just don’t say anything,” Miller wrote.
The message included a photo of a cowboy riding a bull in front of a sign that read: “We Will Never Take Christ Out Of Christmas.”
That will totally convince people to become Christians! Just feel the love of Jesus oozing out of Miller’s pie-hole!