Texas GOP official threatens to slap next person who wishes him ‘Happy holidays’

In a Facebook post on Wednesday, Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller — Republican, naturally — said that he would slap anyone who wished him “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.”

“If one more person says Happy Holidays to me I just might slap them. Either tell me Merry Christmas or just don’t say anything,” Miller wrote.

The message included a photo of a cowboy riding a bull in front of a sign that read: “We Will Never Take Christ Out Of Christmas.”

That will totally convince people to become Christians! Just feel the love of Jesus oozing out of Miller’s pie-hole!

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