No, we’re not going to do a damn thing about gun violence this time, either.

Hillary Clinton said today that we’ve got to do something about gun violence.

Oh, shut up.

We say this EVERY F—ING TIME.

It should be clear by now that WE’RE NOT GOING TO DO A DAMN THING ABOUT GUN VIOLENCE. If we haven’t done anything before, we’re not going to do anything now, and we’re not going to do anything the next time.

We lack the intelligence, the courage and the will to do anything about gun violence. All we can manage is to tsk tsk and shake our heads, and then forget.

The piles of dead bodies will NEVER be high enough for this horrid, brutal, brutish, unfeeling, uncaring, brainless, soulless country to ever do anything about gun violence. Face it, America, and let’s all admit it to ourselves: WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT HOW MANY PEOPLE DIE OR HOW MANY TIMES IT HAPPENS.

All we care about are our reality shows. That’s why we love Donald Trump.

Alison Parker and Adam Ward

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