Want to know your purpose in life? It’s very simple.


Americans are obsessed with finding their “purpose,” but it’s very simple: You are here to make corporations richer. You will slave for them for the pittance they begrudge you, you will consume their products, you will then get sick and have to get help from their health industry, into which you’re paying a massive number of dollars that only go to make them richer, not to make you well. Outside of work, your purpose is to hate the groups of people their politicians tell you to hate and to jump whenever they roll out a boogeyman to frighten you.

If you want to be happy you have to learn how to be okay with this arrangement.