Republican primary season: The coarsening of America

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Should be any day now that Donald Trump whips out his dick and brags about how much bigger than Jeb’s it is.

Then of course political pundits will praise the stunt for being “refreshing,” and the rest of the candidates will feel obliged to whip theirs out too. Even Carly Fiorina. Then, whipping out dicks will become a standard part of political campaigning. To anyone who says whipping out dicks is offensive, the candidates will just smirk and say, “Political correctness is killing America!”

America, we deserve Donald Trump. We’re a reality show culture, why not elect a reality show host to the White House?