Americans don’t trust science? That’s not shocking at all

They call it a “shock poll” that finds Americans don’t trust science or scientists, but it’s not shocking at all. We’re a country that believes in ghosts, angels, invisible dudes in the sky, a guy with horns and a tail living underground that makes us look at porn, crystals that heal cancer, reality shows are reality, self help books, grand conspiracy theories, and all kinds of ridiculous nonsense. OF COURSE Americans don’t trust science. It hurts our brains too much.