Now you can pay for more Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin, who is so rarely heard from, now has her own TV channel.

You have to pay for the joy of hearing about Sarah Palin and what she thinks about stuff, and it costs more than Netflix.

How much would you pay to NOT hear from her?

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If Sarah Palin were really that drunk, how would we be able to tell?

Slurred speech, rambling thoughts… Was Sarah Palin inebriated during her speech in Denver this week?

But the real question is, if she were really that drunk, how would we be able to tell? Isn’t she always rambling and just spewing unconnected word salad? Although the slurred speech is something new…

Judge for yourself. Watch the “best” parts of the speech here.

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Conspiracy nuts running for office

It’s scary to think that more and more conspiracy nuts are running for office – and are being taken seriously. We’ve already got enough of them in office around the country.

Meet Cindy Lake. She’s running for county commissioner in Nevada. Her goal is to defund the federal government… apparently these idiots think Somalia is a society worth emulating.

But her views are also informed by a healthy (I use the term facetiously) dose of conspiracy theories… like fluoride in the water and chemtrails. And she doesn’t have time for your evil “science” talk. Who needs proof and science when it comes to believing conspiracy theories?

Cindy Lake

An audience member took the microphone and, gesturing toward the sky, warned that the greatest public health hazard came from chemtrails.

“Who’s polluting the county? How do we stop it? I don’t know,” the man said. “But they’re doing it all over the world, this geo-engineering. For who? What are they trying to do to the human species?”

The moderator tugged his leather jacket, and the video was edited at that point and then resumed as the man walked away from the microphone and took a seat.

“I do think an investigation has to be undertaken by the county commission and find out exactly what our role is there,” Lake said, without specifying how the investigation would be conducted or funded. “I don’t know who’s doing it; it’s a secret operation. As far as chemtrails go, I don’t want to be poisoned as much as anybody else, so I would vote no.”

[…] “I’m not 100 percent sure what’s being sprayed up there, and why, if anybody was spraying us — aren’t they spraying themselves, too?” Lake said. “I do think that there’s some validity to it. I don’t have the science to prove it, but as with drones, I think things can be used for the good and for the bad.”

“Unfortunately, the government, when they are given any kind of tool, tend to use it against the citizens to control us, so my perspective is, I wouldn’t discount it without further investigation because there is some proof to (it), from what I understand in my research,” she added.

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Michele Bachmann’s vile smear of gay people

Sometimes, the only proper response is, “Go fuck yourself, Michele Bachmann.”

She says gay people are trying to legalize child rape. Seriously, how sick does she have to be to utter something so vile?

She needs serious psychiatric help before she hurts herself or someone else.

Michele Bachmann speaks on the House floor

In a Wednesday appearance on the Christian radio show Faith and Liberty, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) said that LGBT people are attempting to make it legal to rape children in the U.S. and impose their agenda of “deviancy” on the whole population.

According to Right Wing Watch, Bachmann said that the “gay community” is taking steps to “abolish age of consent laws, which means we will do away with statutory rape laws so that adults will be able to freely prey on little children sexually. That’s the deviance that we’re seeing embraced in our culture today.”

She also said that “national hate crime laws” are a form of “tyrannical” oppression that liberals will use to silence Christians in this country.

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Republicans complain Obama is too mean to them

GOP: We think Obama is a coward, a dictator, he wasn’t born here, he hates America, he should be impeached, he should be executed, he shot down both Malaysia jets, he totally engineered the border crisis, he wants to kill your grandmother, his continued existence could destroy the country and he might be the Antichrist… and why won’t he invite us to dinner and be nice to us?

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Religious nut screams at Obama

Completely irrational man SHRIEKS at President Obama, “You are antichrist!” This is the end result of Obama Derangement Syndrome. Who knows what would have happened if this irrational religious nut had had a gun.

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Ted Nugent booted again

Palin and Nugent

Dear Ted Nugent,

Freedom of speech is not a guarantee of an audience or a venue. Freedom of speech doesn’t mean you get to force anyone to host or promote your appearance. In fact, it means they also have the freedom to boot your ass for being a vile racist.

Yes, Ted’s been booted again.

A Tacoma, Washington casino run by the Puyallup Native American Tribe announced Wednesday that it is canceling two scheduled concerts by 70s-rocker-turned-conservative-firebrand Ted Nugent.

Seattle’s Channel 5 reported that the Emerald Queen Casino canceled Nugent’s Aug. 2 and 3 shows, citing his history of “racist remarks.”

“The First Amendment gives people the right free speech, but I think racism is intolerable and not acceptable here,” Puyallup Tribal Council Vice President Lawrence W. LaPointe said. “We’ve been getting lots of complaints from the community and other organizations.”

“I don’t want to take away his right to say what he wants to say,” LaPointe clarified, “but we don’t need it here.”

The announcement came in the wake of the Coeur d’Alene Tribe’s decision to cancel Nugent’s Aug. 4 show at their casino in Worley, Idaho.

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